Managing to escape from the evil Turks and then waiting for his charge to catch up with him, she's slow when she runs, but as mentioned she's cute so he'll let this slide, Cloud and Aeris sit themselves down in a playground and discuss the facts of life. More specifically hers and the fact that her new bodyguard reminds her of her ex-boyfriend, a former member of SOLDIER. Thats right kids, this young lady is trouble... but she's pretty (isn't it always the case?).
For a moment, Cloud regains his sanity and tries to send her home - this after a failed attempt earlier, he really should just give up and realise that its not going to work - but its not to be and the two rush off to find out what's up with Tifa riding the back of a Chocobo pulled carriage wearing a slinky outfit.
Turns out Barret and Tifa were investigating Don Corneo and trying to hit him up for information. However the first order of business is to 'rescue' Tifa, and of course risk blowing her cover.
How does an elite member of one the most prolific fighting forces on The Planet rescue the girl? Guns blazing, swords swinging? Oh no, its far more hardcore than that... Aeris comes up with the only possible solution: Cloud will clearly have to dress as a girl to get inside the Don's home. Its the only way to get passed the 5 drunken lackeys to the big fat Don.
Of course Aeris plan works - why wouldn't it? it's perfection - and the three girls...ahem, Cloud and the two girls, confront the big guy and threaten to remove a certain part of his anatomy if he doesn't give them the information they wanted to know (thats right boys and girls, this game was aged 11+ so no holds barred!). The Don spills the beans and like all good super-villains waits for them all to stand on his trapdoor before expelling them from his home the hard way into the sewers.
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